The Killing Game (Warning: R for Violence)

[vividlyvisceral]

This is a fun/slightly psychotic game from an old forum I used to inhabit, and it's also a handy way of learning/creating new (and sometimes hilarious ways to kill tributes/characters in your own stories.

It goes like this-

One person posts an object at the bottom of their post. So say I write 'a pen'.

The person after me could then write how they would kill someone with that item. So, it might go-

'a pen.'

'I would stab the pen through your eye and into your brain.'

OR

'I would write your death certificate. BOOM you're dead!'

OR

'I would scribble all over your family home's walls. Your Mom would come home, find the mess and then kill you for ruining your room.'

- be as random/funny as you like, or be deadly serious if you prefer. It's all good. Think of it as stress relief as well as a way to ignite your creative killing methods.

So, to get started, since I love it oh-so much-

'a pen.'

[maxrider12]

I would jam the pen down your throat horizontally and then strangle you until the pen poked out from each side of your neck. (Ahaha, I'm writing a whole story about nothing but death, this shall be very helpful!!) >

A hairdryer

[Hannah]

'A hairdryer'

I would drop it in a bathtub--electrocution.

(Ooh, I like this game! Ha, ha; that sounded demented. My method reminded me of Johanna's time in the Capitol.)

A Chocolate-covered Pretzel

[maxrider12]

I would douse the pretzel in gasoline, then I would light it on fire and burn out your eyes, ears, then put it in your mouth, force you to swallow it, and then watch your throat burn out. Then I would shove your throat in your mouth and make you eat it until it falls out again. I would continue this until you were dead. (Wow, I didn't know I was THAT screwed up! I knew I was screwed up, just not THAT screwed up!)

Ahm... a wedding dress. (I'm watching the recap of the royal wedding)

[Hannah]

Alter the dress so it is very tight and you therefore suffocate.

(OR: Set it on fire and pretend that I thought that it was synthetic because, of course, I got stole the lighter from the D12 stylists.)

A CD

[maxrider12]

Ooh, this one's fun...

I would use the CD to make huge cuts in your head, then on your arms and legs, then on your stomach, then shove the CD into your stomach so you die! Mwa-ha-ha!

Justin Beiber

[Aanaleigh]

(I love this game, I used to play with friends when we went to camp. Great place for ideas. )

I would strap you to a chair, and have a bunch of different cd players all playing different JB songs over and over at a high volume until your ears started to bleed and you'd die from loss of blood.

Erm... chopsticks.

[vividlyvisceral]

I would jam both chopsticks up your nose- grab the back of your head and slam you headfirst into a desk, sending both chopsticks into your brain. And a few more head-desks to make-sure.

An empty plastic bottle of coke. :o

[misticalcookie]

I would cut out your lungs, and insert the empty plastic bottle of coke instead and watch as the plastic bottle inflates so much that it explodes and kills you.

I need help...I just don't want it!

a watch.

[vividlyvisceral]

I would fasten the watch so tightly around your arm that it cut off the circulation. Then, after your hand slowly dies- I'd hack it off. The trauma/blood loss should be enough to kill you, but if not- I'd then shove your dismembered hand down your wind-pipe.

(we all need help, this game is just us having fun without it, haha)

An Easter Egg.

[misticalcookie]

I would dye it pretty colors and hide it, so when you are innocently searching for easter eggs, you find it and put it in your basket. Then the easter egg will hatch, a cute, seemingly harmless white bunny will emerge, and ask you a question. And if you get the question wrong (which you will) it will attack you and you will die.

(yay for not being the only one who needs help)

a hair tie

[maxrider12]

I would wrap it around your neck so tightly your head would fall off, then in the three seconds you're still alive (if your head gets cut off, you live for three more seconds) to shove your head down whatever's left of your throat.

(I need serious help )

A TV remote

[vividlyvisceral]

Bludgeon you to death. Then return to watching television. Simple.

A 'Twilight' Book.

[Hannah]

Rip out the pages and kill through blood loss because of a mass amount of paper cuts.

A Forum Post

(can't wait to see what someone comes up with for that one

[vividlyvisceral]

Post 'Don't look behind you.' Since you're sure to do it- you'll turn around and end up with a knife to the center of the face. If you hadn't read that forum post, I wouldn't have had to exact its fate on you...

A band-aid.