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Post by Subject Matter on Jul 5, 2011 4:04:03 GMT -8
I'd shove the steel spear into your mother's heart, and laugh as you drown in her blood. Than light your carcasses on fire. Multiple times.
Air.
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Post by vividlyvisceral on Jul 5, 2011 4:30:55 GMT -8
I inject some into your blood using a syringe. Death. A bra.
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Post by Subject Matter on Jul 5, 2011 4:41:15 GMT -8
I choke you and some random hobo in the fabric of each cup.
A hard hat.
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Post by vividlyvisceral on Jul 5, 2011 4:48:04 GMT -8
Tug the hard hat down over your head and punch you in the jaw. Hopefully you hit the wall and the collision knocks the force back into your brain. Repeat a few times until you're too brain dead to stand and then just kick your face in.
A care bear doll.
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Post by Subject Matter on Jul 5, 2011 4:51:43 GMT -8
Shoves the Care Bear into your eye, and the poisonous stuffing finds it's way into your bloodstream, effectively showing you that talking to Share Bear is NOT helpful.
A fish.
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Post by maxrider12 on Jul 5, 2011 9:15:08 GMT -8
Rip the spine out of the fish and poke many holes in you. Then I would dunk you repeatedly into a vat of pure lemon juice until around the 70th time, then I would let you drown.
A pikachu! (If you don't know what it is, look it up.)
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Post by ripredthegnawer on Jul 29, 2011 9:32:00 GMT -8
paint it on a card and show it to you, so you die of fright.
A flashdrive.
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megasaurus
1st Reaping
I know that it's tme to move on, but I just can't
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Post by megasaurus on Aug 2, 2011 17:30:15 GMT -8
Make you die of boredom by explaining how it actually works
pie
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Ducky Momo
1st Reaping
Getting in to the Christmas festivities putting up tree: check!
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Post by Ducky Momo on Aug 2, 2011 19:09:34 GMT -8
Stuff it in your face and smother until you stop breathing therefore die. eventually. A Barbie Doll
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Post by Subject Matter on Aug 16, 2011 17:46:10 GMT -8
Rip off all of the doll's clothing, exposing the flat 'undercarriage'. You would then die of laughter as I compared it to Ducky.
Flour.
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Ducky Momo
1st Reaping
Getting in to the Christmas festivities putting up tree: check!
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Post by Ducky Momo on Aug 16, 2011 18:15:34 GMT -8
First I cover myself head to toe in it and pretend I'm a ghost and scare you senseless just for the heck of it. Then hit you over the head with another bag of flour until your knocked out. Then get Peeta to make me some bread with it then inject some Nightlock juice into it. And everyone knows no one can resist Peeta's bread. You'll never see it coming.
A Lawn Gnome
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Post by Subject Matter on Sept 17, 2011 16:44:25 GMT -8
I rip the hat off, and the circa 1950 lead paint floods the air. Running for the hills to prevent yourself from inhaling it, you unwittingly step off the metal plate before the minute is up and your legs knock over the lawn gnome. Without the rest of you attached, of course.
A smiley face.
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Post by Taywen on Sept 18, 2011 10:50:10 GMT -8
Buy one of the smiley face pins and stab your eyes out with it, then push you onto a busy street, blind. All with a smile on my face.
A clothes pin.
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Post by Subject Matter on Sept 18, 2011 20:51:31 GMT -8
I pinch your jugular vein with the clothes pin. And squeeze. And squeeze. Until BAM. Insta-Death.
A piece of hair.
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Post by Taywen on Sept 19, 2011 17:00:00 GMT -8
I turn it into a makeshift fish hook, hide it in your food, and you unwittingly eat it. Annoyed at the feeling of hair in your mouth, you pull it out, only to accidentally rip out your throat with the hook.
... A nail clipper.
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