Meet the Max!

[maxrider12]

So, hi! I'm Max, and I have been subjected to evil experimentation that left me 98 percent human and 2 percent bird. The awesomeness of this is also split 98/2: 98 percent AWESOME, 2 percent sucky ('cos people are always tracking me down and trying to kill me, etc.).

I love The Hunger Games, they fill me with happiness. Who didn't love it when Cato was destroyed by muttations? And who could forget when Clove got her head bashed in with a rock? Good times, good times.

I love to sing and play the piano, you can hear me singing "The Hanging Tree" at www.youtube.com/watch?v=5k5bFhlq6fU . I sincerely hope you enjoy it!
Now, for some more crap about me...

-I'm a thirteen-next-month year old girl.

-Writing is my LIFE.

-I'm not religious. AT ALL. I do, however, believe in things such as reincarnation, spirits, and auras. And I'll listen to people talk about religion without bashing them, but I won't be religious because you want me to be, and that's a fact.

-I'm in the middle of reading Eclipse right now, as well as rereading (for the third time) The Hunger Games series.

-My favorite shows are Glee and Invader Zim, and I LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE Kurt because he's the only (decent) guy soprano!

-I know what soprano means!

-I'm pretty funny, in a morbid way. I love to write about people dying and then saying something funny: "Emerald wakes up, seeing the twenty darts in his chest. 'Hey,' he mumbled. 'I feel like Swiss cheese.'"

-I'm working on getting more comfortable writing deaths, and it's working. Someone got blown up and then her eyeball splattered on her best friend's window.

-I know what 7² is!

-I really, really wish I didn't know what 7² is!

So, that's pretty much it! See you around--I get around a lot! Hasta la vista, baby! ^_^

[Hannah]

[glow=red,2,300]"I'm Max, and I have been subjected to evil experimentation that left me 98 percent human and 2 percent bird. The awesomeness of this is also split 98/2: 98 percent AWESOME, 2 percent sucky ('cos people are always tracking me down and trying to kill me, etc.)."

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(I couldn't figure out how to make it look like a quote, so I just put it in quotation marks and made it glow. Awesome!)

Anyways: nice introduction. Are you sure that it isn't the "real" Max's? Are you Max 2/Maya in disguise? Ha, ha; I would hope not. Anyways, I'm glad that we're all starting to move over here already!

[maxrider12]

Maybe I AM Maya... Or maybe I'm Max... Or maybe I'm both...
Actually, I AM both. My friends and I are making an MR parody, and I'm playing Max, therefore I'm also playing Maya.

[Hannah]

So you're Max AND Maya? We're going to have our hands full... ha, ha.

And whoever you are, I still have dibs on Fang! Ha, ha.

[maxrider12]

Oh, no! Fang is MINE! I shall fight you for him! FANG SHALL NOT BE YOURS! (Ha ha, this is fun!)
Oh, and you already HAD your hands full when I was just Max! I'm sort of...ah...violent? Unstable? Homicidically inclined? Whatever, I'm a bit... (crazy)

[Peeta the Frosting Prince]

By the way, Hannah, in order to quote you do [ quote] [ / quote] without the spaces. First at the beginning, last at the end, obviously.

Also, hai there, Max or Maya or whatever you wish for me to call you.

[Rowena]

Hello, Max! Welcome to Starvation I'm sending you a message, so be sure to check your inbox!

[Hannah]

Ah, yes, thank you, Leah.

And, on that note: Fang is MMMIIINNNEEE!

I'd call dibs on Fang over Peeta, personally.