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Post by maxrider12 on Jun 19, 2011 8:31:17 GMT -8
Crap Milk is a wonderful game where everybody just...well, it's actually sort of impossible to describe. I discovered this game on another website, long ago... well, it's basically everybody trying to defeat everybody else with anything they want! For example:
Max: I take a pretzel from the pretzel factory.
Post2: I steal Max's pretzel and eat it myself.
Max: I take the pretzel back by forcing post2 to eat a time bomb which explodes in his stomach and the pretzel comes flying out.
Post3: I gather up all the pieces of Post2 and feed them to dogs.
Post4: I use my magic powers to give post2 10 more lives like in a video game.
etc.etc.etc.etc., it goes on forever. I guess I'll start.
I take some chocolate from the Godiva factory. ;D
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Post by Subject Matter on Jul 2, 2011 3:46:39 GMT -8
I poison the chocolate Max stole and laugh at her silently.
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Post by maxrider12 on Jul 4, 2011 9:32:20 GMT -8
I sense the poison in the chocolate with my insane Avian-American powers and shove it down Subject Matter's throat, then bring him back to life and continue to shove it down his throat several more times.
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Post by Subject Matter on Jul 4, 2011 11:57:43 GMT -8
Spit's the poison out with his amazing gag reflex after the 47th time, and tie Max's wings to her back, than laughs evilly and pours sour milk on her head.
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Post by maxrider12 on Jul 4, 2011 13:00:23 GMT -8
(Ah, you know my little secret...  ) Burns the sour milk through telepathy (telekenisis?) and burns the ropes, too, flies to SM, and slaps him several times. Then flies away laughing, drops a chandeleir on him, and flies to her house in COLORADO. (Oh, snap! Colorado!) |
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Post by Subject Matter on Jul 4, 2011 13:06:08 GMT -8
Narrowly dodges the falling chandelier, then activates Max's Voice. (I read the series too) as she falls out of the sky, her mind full of images of destruction, I catch Max in a net. I then start to lower the net into a vat of molten lava.
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Post by maxrider12 on Jul 4, 2011 13:15:58 GMT -8
Screams, "AW FREAKING CRAP!" and then waits a minute, lets the lava burn part of the net away, and then flies out, throwing the flaming net over SM. Then tosses the net with SM in it into the lava. Yells, "THAT BACKFIRED PRETTY DARN HARD!!"
(BEST. SERIES. EVER. I have -almost- all the mangas.)
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Post by Subject Matter on Jul 5, 2011 3:42:23 GMT -8
Merely laughs at the burn marks now scorched into his skin from the net, and grabs the edge of the pool, doing a gymnastic-worthy move, and landing on his feet, balancing on the same edge. Takes out his convenient poison dart gun and does a three-sixty no scope onto Max, who falls out of the sky, paralyzed from the neck down.
(Better than THG series?)
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Post by maxrider12 on Jul 5, 2011 9:21:20 GMT -8
Uses my mind to call Angel, who goes to get the girl from Chad with the magic spit, and the girl heals me. Then I poke many holes into SM an dunk him in a vat of pure lemon juice.
(ooh, I'd say they're equals in literary awesomeness.)
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Post by Subject Matter on Jul 5, 2011 13:54:51 GMT -8
Drinks the lemonade, and uses the health paste Haymitch sent me to heal the burning wounds. Than I take Celeste from Angel and eat her.
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